It's time for a fast-breaking news story.
The reading and writing portions of the PAWS test will be taken by by the sophomores this year. Those who score a "proficient" or better won't have to take the PAWS test as juniors. This is a good thing as Mr. Limoges will doubtless be throwing big parties during the tests next year.
So, we are going to get ready for the test. I believe the majority of you, if you put your mind to it, will be able to pass the test just fine.
Thus, we will be spending the next month and a half learning how to outwit the PAWS test. Then we can get back to the literary criticism unit we so unceremoniously tabled to make room for this unexpected development.
